BASH-ettes

With a new BASH approaching, excitement was high among the Scotties and their fur friends!!

The attendees had been given specific instructions in order to attend the upcoming BASH ...

Lads would be required to have 'formal wear'... tuxes, Highland dress, or dinner jackets.

Lasses, being absolutely GIDDY over the dress code, would need formal evening dresses.

ALLL BASH attendees would need to get a PAWSport prior to the beginning of the BASH.

Never one to put tasks off until the last moment, Tana Lawrence took matters into her own wee paws. She quickly located the PAWSport office nearest to her Little Bit Farm. Then, tucking her precious coins into her pocket, she walked off down the road.

Her first experience with bureaucratic paperwork fazed her not at all. She stepped boldly up to the counter, presented her paperwork, and told the clerk that she needed a PAWSport.... NOW!!!

The legendary Scottie "LOOK" apparently came into play about this time, because we understand Tana went through the process in record time!

"A PAWSport grasped firmly in her young paw, TANA is ready for her first BASH adventure!!

PAWSPORT office SIGHTINGS!!

Pupperazzi photographers snapped this photo of the Tucker Boyz outside the Pawsport Office, after getting their paw-perwork in order for the upcoming adventure. They certainly appear to be celebrating fast-approaching BASH!!

A GLOBAL Scottie SIGHTING!!!

Alex Mathisen was spotted emerging from the Pawsport offices in Royken, Norway! He happily popped his pawsport open, to show pupperazi photogs his 4-Star Pawsport rating!!! Way to go, Alex!!!!

LATEST BASH.... coming late this WEEEEEEK!!!!

Riley found himself on the receiving end of a grooming Sunday. This always results in a couple of days of discomfort for Riley....fur out of place, tags tickling where fur ONCE was... so he complained to his scottie pals on the 'list'.

He decided that being called "whistle bait" by his Mam would be helpful in his search for a scottie girlfriend. One thing led to another...suddenly he had Karey and Darby Lawrence, Baby, and Megan Daisy MacTavish Wilson all vying for his attentions.
Now, girls are, by nature, live-on-the-edge creatures, and DO love a little spice and vinegar in their world. These scottie girls began 'discussing' the issue.... and that's when EMMITT BAD BOY joined the fray..... errrrrr, party!
Emmitt pulled up a lawn chair, got his popcorn, propped his paws up, and began stirring the pot, egging the girls on... all the while, sitting there in his comfy lawn chair, his iced drink in his paw, enjoying the entertainment!
NOW.......girls being creatures that do NOT enjoy being manipulated in any way, shape, or form... decided to put ALLLLLLLLL disagreements aside, and provide Emmitt Bad Boy with a little PAYBACK!!
These scotties are the very best of friends....but being scotties, they do NOT know the meaning of 'self-control', 'restraint', or 'subtlety'!!

Let me just say that these scottie lasses had a GRAND time in Florida, helping Emmitt become more in tune to his FEMININE SIDE!!!!!

And, an UPDATE on the goings-on with Emmitt's newly designed FASHION style!! It seems that word of his rather unorthodox style has reached Hollywood, as well as the fashion houses of New York!
Our Emmitt has become quite in demand!! We understand that Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas, and dozens of other human hunks are in constant contact with our dear Emmitt....and that his phone is ringing off the wall as he fields requests for design consultation..... for hula skirts and cornrows!!!
Way to GO, EMMITT!!!!!!!

Katie's obsessed with tennis balls.... totally crazy about them!

We received an email....well, actually KATIE received the email. It suggested that she should go to Wimbledon and take care of her tennis ball fetish THERE!
I had a sudden vision of the catastrophe.... the international incident that she would undoubtedly generate... and shared my mental image of the impact Katie's presence would have at Wimbledon.

*shiver, cringe*
A nightmarish mental image rears its furry head:
The #1 and #2 seeded tennis players in the world are standing toe-to-toe across the net, ready to face off at Wimbledon. The world watches with bated breath... television stations around the world are tuned into this gala event. Everyone who's ANYONE is in attendance.... all eyes are on........
The scottie who's standing poised and tense at the edge of the net, legs braced, body trembling at the mere THOUGHT of the chase to come...
Roger Federer serves the ball, a blistering line drive intended to catch his opponent off-guard. The huge crowd gasps as they watch the would-be ace serve... as it is expertly intercepted by the furry jaws of the short-legged scottie Lass who is seen streaking across the court, her head held high, the yellow orphan grasped firmly in those Wild Child jaws.
The play is halted as both tennis players, as well as the 6 ball boys, the line judge, and 3 security guards all try in vain to corner the excited and overjoyed scottie. She stands braced, her furry tush in the air, her front end down close to the ground. The group tries to corner her...and watches her race between legs and around bodies, weaving and dodging..... a huge smile on her face!!!
NAH.......... I don't think Wimbledon is ready for the Wild Child!!!!

WELL....... this "mental moment" triggered Karen Donnelly's creative juices. So, we can all enjoy Katie's arrival at Wimbledon!!!
Scary thought, HUH!!!

This ORIGINAL story has been created and written by Carol Johnson .
Original artwork is the exclusive property of artist, Karen Donnelly.
This is NOT to be reproduced in ANY way
without the EXPRESS written consent of the author !!!

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